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Insinuating that I don't already, Vanilly? I'm hurt-

[And then the Squeak happens, and Shadow Milk blinks. Oh, he'd almost forgotten and then- Oh. Oh Creators.]

--Sssnnkk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

[Oh no, there he goes! He'd totally forgotten to factor in the Sheep Stuff when he set this prank. It's even funnier than he could have possibly expected. Vanilla's poor panic bleats just get punctuated by Shadow Milk's uproarious laughter as he runs around squeaking.]

[He's in danger of choking by the time Vanilla is calling his name. He's oozed onto the floor wheezing, crying from laughing. He might actually be in pain now. Breathing??? Who needs that.]

Oh, creators- [wheeze, laugh] 'Nilly [Gasp, cough, laugh] Bravo!

[ Oh his heart. He takes a moment to put his hands on his knees and simply bend there, resting, panting hard as he tries to calm the sheep instinct. ]

Oh!!

[ Give him a moment it's all he can get out right now but... oh, for crying out loud, now that he's not scared out of his wits? It's funny. It's the most harmless thing Shadow Milk could have ever done, and sure it gave him a fright, but he's not harmed.

Minus some bruising of his ego.

He huffs, trying not to smile because he's angry at him!! But Shadow Milks laughter and joy is contagious in more than one way and eventually he can't help but roll his eyes and laugh as well. Tries very hard to sound stern. ]

Ugh, childish! Remove it right this instance!

[Okay, okay, he will try to peel himself up off the floor. He looks like he's been sobbing, though, from how much he was laughing. Give him a second to catch his breath. He feels the way Vanilla caves into it, too. Nothing makes him happier than that.]

Hehehe, okay, okay, come here.

[He props himself up against the couch while still sitting on the floor, and motions for him to come back over.]

[Which means Vanilla has to walk back over him.]

Cheeky, Bluebird.

[ He knows what you're trying to do and he sighs like he's absolutely exhausted by this man, even if his smile is still wide. Oh, just for him. He ponders for a moment which motion will make the funniest noise, then decides to trot over.

Rapid fire squeaksqueaksqueak and he giggles softly now that it's not spooking him. It's so stupid.

He stops in front of him, hands on his hips, unable to stop his smile despite trying to be stern. Then he raises a hoof and puts it on Shadow Milks knee.

Authoritative squeak. ]

Off!

[Look at how he tries to hold it together and then crumbles in real-time. No, that is objectively hilarious, he doesn't want to hear otherwise. By the time Vanilla has gotten over to him, he's wheezing again, trying not to literally pass away from laughing.]

Okay, I'm turning- hehehe- it off!

[He reaches a hand out to set it over his hoof nice and delicately. The magic comes to life once more, making all those runes light up gold on Shadow Milk's body before they trigger Vanilla's in turn. He'll hardly feel it, which is why got away with it to start. Just a soft pull and then it's all done.]

There you goooo, all better!

Edited 2025-03-24 10:26 (UTC)

[ And that's why he chose that pace. Just to watch his other-half lose it all over again. It's joy, how could he not want to cause it, over and over?

They're not even that very different there, either.

His smile softens to the touch and oh, that explains why he didn't feel it. The healing had masked the gentle pull, the inlay of the spell on him. It's so soft, it doesn't even trigger the arousal.

He hm's softly to the all better comment, gently moving to stomp his hooves a few times, just to be sure. He wouldn't put it past his other half to change squeak for honk, or something. ]

You realize this is war, right, my sweet Other-Half?

[It is a very silly spell. It hardly effects anything on the person, and is really more of an audio trigger? So it was simple to slip in under the other spell. It doesn't help that Shadow Milk is adept and practiced at this years beyond anyone else. Not to toot his own horn, of course.]

[Anyway that's fair because he thought veeeerrrry hard about changing it to another sound. His bleating is very cute and it would have been funny for him to bleat stomp on top of his own bleating. Bleat feedback if you will. BUT HE BEHAVED.]

Oh, but of course.

[What might Vanilla do? He'd love to find out, hehe.]

[ He's pleased his hooves are back to ... sounding like hooves, he guesses. Little clip clip noises, and he hums. Then moves to sit himself in Shadow Milks lap, letting his legs stretch out to the side, his arms going around his shoulders, beaming at him. ]

Oh, my gentle Other-Half, you forget. I've schooled in your Academy. I spent my formative years there. I've snooped and prodded around the places you hid. I've seen your notes, your pranks, your jokes.

[ He leans in and presses his mouth to Shadow Milks ear, his voice soft and devious. ]

I probably remember more of your old stuff than you do. Every little goof, every little gaff, every tiny little spell you ever jotted down.

[OH- okay. Here he is. He certainly isn't going to complain about this. As Vanilla gets comfortable on his lap, Shadow Milk inhales and looks up at him.]

Is that so? That's quite a claim, Vanilla Bean. I did have many, many secret rooms and passages. I hid so many little secrets in that place.

[But perhaps he does, maybe there are things he has lost as time eroded his mind. He thinks his memory is pretty damn good, but who could say. He's curious to see where this is going, though.]

[His hands fold around the small of Vanilla's back, nails scritching at the base of his tail.]

And I've stumbled into many of them.

[ His shoes suddenly being glued to the floor and he's had to walk barefoot back shamefully. His hair being turned a brilliant color of bubblegum pink. A bright sign that read "Snoop" over his head with a laughing face...

The sudden touch to the base of his tail derails him hard and he flushes red to the shiver that rolls up his spine. Oops. Position perhaps not a good idea. No, he can't let this backfire on him, even as his tail curls up to the scratching. ]

That's cheating. No changing the subject of discussion, Bluebird.

[Oh, well. Those are sure some funny memories to glean off of him right now. He tries not to laugh but, you know, it's a pretty close thing. Heheh, he put some good traps down in that school.]

[Oh, but he is being scolded, he suddenly stops.]

[And raises an eyebrow.]

Alright, alright~ [He raises his hands up.] I'm all ears, Vanilly.

Well, I'm not going to tell you my designs! That would ruin the surprise!

[ Plus he's not thinking of them now. Ovens. It's ridiculous. A simple little scratch at his tail and he's completely distracted. It makes him huff softly, trying to pull his thoughts back together. ]

Oh, you're horrible.

[ All ears gives him an idea though and he returns the tease by lightly dragging his tongue up along the curve of his ear to the tip, then he bites it gently.

You deserved that. ]

You can't blame me for trying!

[Though it had been just as fun to tease. It's fine he will leave Vanilla his little machinations.]

[Besides, just like Vanilla with the tail, that sensation, that warm line going up the shell of his ear is enough to completely obliterate any intelligent thoughts in his head. Hey, looks like you found another sensitive spot!]

[His hair does a little thing, whirling up as he licks it and then shuddering when he bites. The ear itself twitches, pressing back slightly.]

If that's what being horrible gets me, then I'm not changing my ways.

[ He would never blame him for trying and he hm's! as he discovers a new little spot to torment. Not that he's not aware that every spot on Shadow Milk is particularly sensitive due to the newness of his body, but it seems he particularly enjoyed his ear being played with. ]

I was trying to be so good and keep my hands to myself.

[ But Shadow Milk went and scratched at the base of his tail like that, knowing full well how it feels. He shakes his head in amusement, pulling his head back to smile at him, cheekily. ]

I'm starting to think you're doing it deliberately.

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