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blueberry clown bastard ([personal profile] jesterlies) wrote2025-12-26 12:36 am

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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-16 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! Then let me bring a wine next time? I have something perfect in mind for you. With my blessing on it, so it shall not harm you.

[ Perhaps. It would be faerie wine, so it might just knock the man flat. Or lead him into the sweetest of dreams. Viri sips his wine again, pondering it once more. Well, it's not bad per se.

He oh?s to the studious nature of his soon Husband. ]


You enjoy studying?

[ Oh he has a wonderful wedding gift in mind then. Going to Belle this mans ass with the Beast library. ]

I can only imagine what tales humans have written! But, you have definitely avoided all of my traps thus far, and only made one mistake that I will attribute to your exhaustion, so I can see they are fairly correct. That being said, you understand our natures. Even the Seelie can be.... persnickity at times. And while I will rein them in and guide them, they will still balk and chew at the bit.

[ He takes another sip, a larger one, then sighs. ]

So my main request is to be patient with them. With us. They will be children, and will yell and scream and play tricks because it is new and frightening to be asked to temper their natural inclinations.
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-16 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hm!

Hm, Viri doesn't like that! Not that imprisonment is something taboo to Fae. Usually just when it's happening to them. But their imprisonment always comes with terms and conditions. Sure, it may be trickery but they can't exactly force someone into it, nor lie, so the idea does actually rankle him.

Kept in solitude!

His future husband!!

The gall!

He sips his wine a little angrily, scowling at nothing, before letting his features smooth back out and back to Seamus. Smiles and nods. ]


I can readily give that. Patience and the long game is a Faeries specialty.

[ He takes another drink of his wine, a larger one. Hm! He is feeling! A little dizzy! How fascinating! Can he note handle human wine? That seems almost insulting! ]

Let me think... ah. I did mention earlier that one of my stipulations would be for you to care for yourself. But if you find you cannot, then please let me care for you.
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-16 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, darling, it's reassurance that my husband won't simply flop over one day on me! However am I to rule properly worrying and fretting over my husband every day?

[ He pouts, sad eying again, before shaking his head. He finishes his glass - it's really not so bad at all! - and sets the glass aside. Then leans forward, elbow on the table, chin in his hands. The eyes he gives Seamus are soft and ... a little gooey.

It seems human wine affects fae fast. ]


Oh? Can you give a frightening expression? You are terribly adorable. I fear it will be like a snapdragon baring it's teeth.
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[personal profile] crownofdiscord 2026-01-16 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
[But of course, he does level him with some kind of gaze. The kind Viri would have seen from his Seers, as he was amidst his campaign to regain the throne. Ruthless and methodical, with no yield. The expression of a man soaked in blood.]

I have found that I can put quite the fear in those challenging me, at least in this realm.
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-16 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!

[ The sudden reappearance of the man from the visions, the Beast of Blood and Carnage that set his very Courts quaking in fear, for a moment sobers the Faerie King up. He sits himself back, eyes wide, as if he to ask what he has done to deserve such a look.

Then he smiles, pleased, and clasps his hands together in a clap. ]


Oh! Bravo! A masterpiece of a look, my darling! Yes! You shall make even my courts cower!

[ .... His adorable little human has transformed into something fierce, and Viri finds he likes it. The steel in his eyes, the hard set of his mouth. It makes the scar seem starker. Dramatic.

Barely controlled violence. A sword in it's sheathe, but poised. It makes his heart flutter again and his head feel dizzier.

He giggles. ]


Oh, please stop looking at me such, I fear you will make my braids unravel!
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[personal profile] crownofdiscord 2026-01-17 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[When it gets the desired response, Seamus drops it, an amused smile forming on his face in its stead. Looks like even the Fae can't match the intensity he often operates on to get things done. This is good news.]

[He'll keep that in his back pocket for later.]


Oh, and whatever would we do if that happened?

[Is that a flirt? Maybe. Maybe!! He's coming around to this marriage proposal just a tiny bit.]

Do we have anything else to discuss before I begin drawing up the proper contract?
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-17 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oho! First dear and now actual flirts? Is his darling rising to the challenge? He flutters his wings in delight, his eyes lighting up. ]

Why, I would insist you ravel them back up for me. And it would take quite some time~

[ He giggles a little and thinks, humming and nodding. ]

Only that we respect one another. I do not doubt we will come to disagreements, some little and some large. And as time goes on, there may be things we had wished we had added to the contract. If things come to it, allow us to discuss and possibly amend the contract if both sides agree?
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-17 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ His laugh is surprised and full of glee that his darling is finding his footing with him. Yes! Yes he knew he picked right! His wings flutter and he actually begins to glow again with joy.

Oh! How he wishes he could turn this man into a Fae, so that he may remain with him! Adorable and lovely and dear! They could turn the human realm into fae as well! Peace forever! ]


Then we are in agreeance!

[ Which is good because, frankly, the wine has made his head wobbly and he isn't thinking that well. Which is dangerous for him. ]

Come, let us draft a contract appropriately!

[ He searches around without even asking until he finds another paper and another ink pen, looking at it in delight as he dips it into the ink repeatedly. ]
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-17 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ The hand on his to still it makes him look over, his smile soft. Yes, darling? And he oh!s softly, thoughtfully to his words, nodding. ]

A wonderful idea, darling! Tomorrow is a brand new beautiful day and potentially our first of many together!

[ Humming joyfully, he puts the pen down and reaches out with his free hand to cup Seamus' face. Then gently rub their noses together affectionately. He can see in his eyes the energy is beginning to wear off and that's precisely want he wanted.

Time to sleep, his sweet human. ]


Ah! To reassure I do not go back on my word!

[ He pulls back and reaches up to his laurel crown, removing a leaf from it. With a little bit of coaxing - woogh his head - he twists it into a ring of green, laced with a golden strand of his hair. He holds it out with a smile. ]

And it shall also call me to your side if you need me!
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-17 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ As will his. He never told his Court he was planning to marry the human. Secure a partnership, yes. Wed him, no. They are going to be in such straits, and Viri can't wait for it.

He pouts a little as his ring is denied and Seamus stands, looking woebegone until his darling pulls out a ring from a drawer. Oh no, that won't do, that one is old and far more lovely. So he pouts harder for a moment, studying his.

Before reaching up to the gem on his chest, which has until now simply kept his hydrangea ruff on, and pulls it free. With a little bit of shrinking magic, he adds it to the ring. Then gladly offers it again, in exchange for Seamus', taking that one carefully. And sliding it onto his finger. ]


It does. I will see you in the morn, my darling. To bed with you, before you simply fall where you stand. I will be most cross if I return and see you yet awake.

[ Though he doubts even this King will be able to resist the pull now. He stands and shrinks in a blink, circling Seamus head in a rather wobbly circle before disappearing with a soft laugh. ]
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-17 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ And despite being half in and half out of his bed when he collapses, he will find himself, upon waking, tucked neatly into it fully.

Because he never closed his window and Viri simply let himself in again, and discovered his darling draped like a discarded blanket. That simply would not do! So he carefully shifted him up and in, unable to free him of his clothes due to pesky faerie requirements, but he could at tuck him in.

He will also find himself being watched, Viri laying on his side beside Seamus, his head propped into his hand and his eyes fixed on the human. His expression is thoughtful and quiet, unusual for the Faerie King. Though when he notices Seamus' eyes open, his expression instantly shifts back into it's normal delight. ]


Good morning, darling~

[ His voice is singsongy and sweet. ]

Sleep well?
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-17 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ How cute! Those noises are so adorable, Viri coo's softly to them in return. His sweet darling! Look at his sleepy eyes and his mussed up little hair. He wants to pet! Before he can reach out to do so, however, they're rudely interrupted by the knock at the door.

The look he gives the door is downright nasty. He toys with the sheets a little with his fingers, debating turning that human servant on the other side into something for their audacity at disturbing his darling.

After all, the contract isn't in effect yet, and Seamus said nothing about turning anyone else into something. A simple question will do! How would they like to take the day off? Yes-

He moves over the bed to peer down at his darling, smiling at him, thoughts of evil gone to his sweet voice. ]


Are you all right? Would you like me to teach that servant a valuable lesson of disturbing their Lord?
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-17 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh!! A hand hold!! He calms immediately and holds Seamus' hand gently, thumbs rubbing against his knuckles in gentle little strokes. Look at all these tiny little scars, and his fingers are so rough, Fae don't develop callouses. Now that he's sober he can appreciate them, investigate them. Rub his fingers against Seamus' to feel. ]

Hm! I say let them see and talk, it's quite a delicious scandal. The new King, in bed with the Faerie King! Aha! And we could always get more, darling. But, if you insist.

[ He turns Seamus' hand over, palm up, tracing his finger over the lines there. Then lifts the hand to lay his chin in it. Gives Seamus the soft doe eyes. ]

When you are ready, invite them in~

[ Them is the absolute crowd of fae outside Seamus' window, which Viri has closed to make sure none can enter without invitation. A few are small faerie sized and thus only little glowing balls, but the rest are of various other sizes. So there are definitely some faces mashed into the glass, peering in. Some looking pleasant and delicate and beautiful: Seelie. Some looking gnarled and grumpy and almost poisoned: the Unseelie.

One looks like a toad.

That may just be a toad they stole. ]
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[personal profile] purevanillacookie 2026-01-17 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ If he asked? He would be truthful.

This is his first time interacting with humans. Oh, like Seamus, he's read about them. He's asked questions about them. He's been in the human realm and observed. But Seamus is his first one on one.

He hums in agreeance in a manner that says well I suppose. Though with a Fae husband, all he needs is point out his dissenters and Viri will figure out a way to take care of it. And he watches as his darlings eyes go to the window and he laughs lightly to the look he gives the group.

The group gives looks back, clearly sizing him up. The Unseelie look Unimpressed. There might be some very rude gestures. Which get the Seelie in a disgusted uproar and a small fight breaks out. The toad flees. ]


Oh? Are you not dressed? Do you mean to say you will disrobe and rerobe?

[ He cast his eyes thoughtfully up and down Seamus' body. Delighted. His gaze is playfully salacious. ]

I wait with baited breath to feast my eyes!

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